See’s candy

Our see’s candy is now $11 a pound thanks to my brilliance.… Let’s say there’s candy available at $6 a pound. Do you really want to walk in on Valentine’s Day and hand—I mean your wife has all these favorable images of See’s candies over the years, … and say, “Honey, this year I took the low bid,” and then hand her a box of candy? It just isn’t going to work.